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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The 10 Hottest Girls Of Entourage



With the news breaking that HBO’s hit Entourage is coming to a close next season, the time was ripe to collect the twenty hottest pieces of tail that the show has displayed – a tough call, considering the bevy of beauties that Vince, Eric, Turtle and Drama go through week by week. Let’s get right to the babes, shall we?

Some of these women are mere cameos, true, but who didn’t get a thrill when Scarlett Johansson called up Vince for a date at the end of Season 1? This was right when her hotness star was starting to rise, so we hope Vince sealed the deal.


As the show’s gone on, the antics of Turtle and Drama have gotten weirder and goofier, like some late-periodFamily Matters steez. One of the low points came when Drama banged furry Shanna Moakler while wearing a rabbit suit. Hell, she got porked by a dude in Blink-182, she has no standards.


The gorgeous Samaire Armstrong had a recurring role as Emily, Ari’s former assistant turned Eric’s romantic interest. What can I say? Short haired blondes touch a sweet spot somewhere inside my dark, dessicated soul.


When Vince briefly leaves the arms of Ari Gold in Season 3, he lands with one of Hollywood’s hottest cougars,Carla Gugino. As Amanda, she ruled every scene she was in, even banging Vince for no reason than to reduce the sexual tension.


And then there was the time E. tried to take his managerial skills outside the sandbox and briefly repped Anna Faris. Of course, the boy couldn’t stop mixing business with pleasure and not only did he get fired, he got shot down hard to boot.


It is amazing to me when Turtle gets the girls, but I guess an endless supply of free weed helps. One of the hottest he’s ever pulled was Lauren London, who plays the daughter of an overbearing garage owner who scares the poor chubby sponge poopless.
 

One of my favorite Entourage subplots was the arc of Justine Chapin, the teen idol played by Leighton Meester. A thinly veiled Britney Spears analogue, she has more than a thing for Vincent Chase.


We’ve all needed a rebound bang to get our minds off of a girl, but E. went one better in Season 2, getting down and dirty with a Perfect 10 model played by Holly Valance. Even her “Property Of Rob” tramp stamp couldn’t stop him from doing the deed.


Vince never lets an opportunity to get freaky pass him by, so when he had to train for a martial arts sequence with Li Lei, played by often-naked Bai Ling, of course he worked into the Beast With Two Backs position.

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